Sadly seems fake
Fake shit like this actually irritates me.
On one hand, I fully agree with you.
On the other, I find there to be a poetic irony to people just making shit up about him.
Yeah I get it. But every time I see something like this I think of all the guys pointing at this and saying “LOOK ANOTHER LIE FROM THE LEFT” and I hate them being right about anything ever.
Agreed. But JD totally fucked that sofa.
I wouldnt take anything I see on the internet seriously, especially in a community like one that has the name “shitpost” in it, lol
Well you aren’t really the person I worry about taking this seriously. I’m sure you’re an intelligent person.
Do you worry about people taking things seriously?
I worry about enough people taking something seriously that it helps fascism take hold, yes.
I don’t really give a shit, they’re going to call us liars anyways. I shouldn’t have to uphold some crazy journalistic integrity as a regular person shitposting about assholes. Fuck em, I say lie as much as we can. Smear the shit right on their faces.
My issue is that there is absolutely more than enough truth to smear them on. Why lie when we don’t have to? Why shoot ourselves in the foot like this?
They do this when we tell the truth too. Why not muddy the water with something so trivial as a CK tweet?
Because both sides-ism is not only a losing tactic for the left, it’s also dumb as fuck.
“the left”
like there’s only one.
Even broadly, at the far side, roughly speaking, without even dividing up across other criteria or gradations of economic “leftness”, nor other quirks of specificity…
- anarcho left. -10,-10 to -0.01,-10
- libertarian left, e.g -10,-5 to -0.01,-5
- moderate left, e.g. -10,0 to -0.01,0
- tanky left. e.g -10,6 to -0.01,6
- totalitarian left. e.g. -10,10 to -0.01,10
- fake left. e.g around 5,5
One of these is not like the others.
… Well… the others are not like the others either…
But that does not matter to those who only speak of the fake left, as if it’s not not left, as if it’s the only left, calling it “the left”.
It’s not both sidesing to not hold ourselve to a stupid high standard, going high got jack shit.
Also how is just straight up not lying about stupid shit a stupid high standard?!
Liberals didnt go high, their politicians LIED ABOUT A TON OF SHIT and now nobody trusts them.
It’s a joke.
Completely restraining from existing because fascists will call you on any little mistake is pointless - they will make up an excuse if none is given.
People who diss Obama for tan suit yet rally behind convict deserve no power over any of our actions.
I don’t think you’re understanding my point my friend.
I don’t think you understand what fascists do.
Correct me.
Man, if we can’t take posts in a shitpost community seriously, what can we take seriously?!?!
world affairs
Lol why you subscribed to shitposts?
I’m not. It showed up on my regular feed.
Apologies. Shitposts is gonna be annoying for you though.
oh no
the internet
Lol flawless
This is a Shitposting sub though 🥴
Yeah, but this is not really a shitpost. It’s just a post that’s shit.
Ooh, shots fired.
Yeah but you understand where I’m coming from right?
Guys, guys! This dude is coming from the right, get him!
Yes, I do.
Yup, it’s not on snopes, despite them having 6 pages full of Kirk-related articles.
Thats because this is a parody, presumably made around the time of the shooting, referancing when US senator Dean Browning did exactly this.
Ya him replying to the account without noticing seems impossible. Either fake or the account was hacked at some point.
I was looking for this thread.
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A circus act. You may have heard of him from his stage name of The Amazing Gurgling Human Foundation.
I’ve heard his act was a “once in a lifetime” show. And that it was “to die for”.
HAAHAHA
“The amazing gurgling human foundation.”
Wasn’t Kirk the captain of some starship thingy? I seem to recall some sort of kelvin timeline where stuff changed but I don’t recall anyone named “Charlie” being of any importance whatsoever.
Probably an Extra.
No you’re thinking of Captain Kirk. Charlie Kirk was an NFL quarterback for the Atlanta Falcons. He played college football for Michigan State and was drafted by the Washington Redskins in 2012.
No way, you’re thinking of Kirk Cousins. Charlie Kirk is the guitarist from Metallica
That’s Kirk Hammett. Charlie Kirk is the receiver for the Texans.
Nah, they are thinking of Kirk Cameron the leader of the free Christian world who also has a side job as a barista at Einstein Bros throwing coffee and bagels…
You tried your best, and that’s what’s important.
Which of them is the owner of Kirkland Signature brands? That’s the one I was thinking of.
I was thinking of…
I was thinking Charlie meant church, and kirk meant church,
So,
Church Church.
But I looked it up…
French and English form of Carolus, the Latin form of the Germanic name Karl, which was derived from a word meaning “man” (Proto-Germanic *karlaz). However, an alternative theory states that it is derived from the common Germanic name element *harjaz meaning “army”.
So,
Man Church
Or,
Army Church.
James Tiberius Kirk would throw a chair at anyone that confused him for that racist POS
He was the blood fountain that got put on display earlier this year
Your guess is as good as mine.
A wedding planner, his blood red chocolate fountains were to die for.
I first though this was a ST:TNG reference, ie Shaka, When the walls fell.
Conservative martyrs never work out because they’re so sociopathic and narcissistic as a group, that nobody really cares that much about anyone else, beyond the political benefit of the initial outrage. A martyr’s power is in inspiring people in the future, but conservatives don’t care enough about anyone to bother to keep their memory alive.
The author of New York Times best seller “Live Dumb, Die Young”.
Ligma balls
At least he won’t make that mistake again
He’s turned over a hole new leaf.
how can Charlie Kirk be racist when he’s black?
If he was cremated, he’s black now.
My experience is more along grey
Black, White, and Red All Over
Damn!
Chef’s kiss on this one.
If he was cremated, he’s black now.
You’ve obviously never seen cremated remains.
Wild NECKBEARD appeared!
Go! OBVIOUS JOKE!
Enemy NECKBEARD used PEDANTRY!
It’s not very effective …
OBVIOUS JOKE used HUMOR!
Enemy NECKBEARD fainted!
Jokes on you, us pendants are actually immune to humour.
Charlie Kirk wouldn’t fly in a plane Charlie Kirk was piloting
I wouldn’t fly a plane if Charlie Kirk was piloting.
not because he is black. but because he’s dead.
Damn DEI woke Charlie Kirk here.
Checkmate, liberals
that charlie kirk tweet is so funny i’m gasping for air
It’s just fantasy.
Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality
Open your eyes
Look up to the sky and see
I’m just a poor boy
I need some sympathy
Because I’m easy come, easy go
Mama I just killed Kirk.
Dean Browning did it for real https://www.inquirer.com/politics/clout/dean-browning-twitter-20201110.html
Sadly this fake Toilet Paper USA type stuff tends to provide cover for the heinous shit they actually say, while simultaneously obscuring the crazy things they do with the absurdity.
I’ve always assumed that posts that began with “as a black man” were posted by a non-black person. Trying too hard, and invading their own Internet privacy at the same time.
Yeah, they have a different way of saying it. I can’t really provide because, as a white man. I ain’t been in the culture.
I’m white and was raised in the culture. I have never once heard a black person say “as a black person”.
Yeah, fuck no.
Not even in an all white HOA meeting to make the point. A million other ways to say that or infer that.
Its usually a Caucasusian person who starts a sentence with “as a mother”.
Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide no escape from reality…
Fuck, I missed the boat apparently.
Mama I… just missed the boat…
Put a gun against the hull
Pulled the trigger, now it’s fullMama, life raft just big gun.
But now I’ve gone and blown it all away
Put a harpoon against my leg
Pulled the trigger, now it’s a peg
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Im choosing to believe there was at least one person who took this at face value, as admission that charley Kirk was a ‘white passing’ black man, and was racist enough to decide he was never going to listen to another word CK said because of his race.
But is he pretty fly?
Probably not.
Guess he asked for a 13 and they gave him a 31
They say he’s got a lot of chutzpah.
He’s really quite hip.
Uno dos trés, quatro cinco cinco fuck I got shot in the neck!
He had the opposite of what MJ has
Uncle Ruckus
Reverse vitiligo!
I don’t think he’s qualified.
Forget forgetting to switch accounts, he can’t even put together a complex sentence.
To be fair that’s actually really hard once you are dead.
I honestly forgot that… but the screenshot (or at least that tweet) is from five years ago.
Here you go, a fresher photo
No, this is Patrick.
NEIN HIER IST PATRICK!
Damn some people are stupid…
🎉were🎉
No… the ones that deserved it didnt get it
Does it have a dick I can suck?
Alive
Charlie was double wigga?
