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Back in my day we used our phone plan money to pay for google play purchases / hand jobs.

Yeah he’s absolutely deranged. It’s worth just reading the emails rather than the article, since it shows how much of a nut job this guy really is.

Dude shit his pants. People were like “stop shitting your pants, you moron”. Dude wiped some of the shit out of his pants using his hand. Now his pants still smell like shit and he has shit all over his hands.

Fox News is like "great job not shitting your pants, Mr. President, you goddamn genius!”

I was just talking about that same comparison yesterday! There are some big business interests in keeping older industries going. Whether it’s oil and gas, meat, or whatever. It takes a ton of political pressure over time to make change, but the truly biggest driver is cost. Once the alternative becomes cheaper, it will snowball.

My little guy has a $750 case of nervousness.

At his first vet appointment, they thought they heard a heart murmur. So we had to do two follow up appointments and scans. Turned out he was just nervous at the vet.

Honestly, best case scenario.

I assume it’s purely for her to get US citizenship. She posts lots of thirst trap pictures on Instagram.

My divorced 43 year old friend just did this. He’s got a smoking hot 21 year old Filipino fiance. It’s weird as fuck.

My experience with elderly relatives is that all caps is the only way they can read the screen.

I saw The Ring in the theater and people legit freaked the fuck out when she came out of the screen. One person straight up got up and ran out.

This was his response. Very sane. Very calm. Not at all unhinged.

…/s

I was thinking the exact same thing. If you pay a bunch of people to have a political opinion, it must be natural to think that everyone who has a political opinion is being paid.

I… I didn’t know you could do that.

Someone just told me they’re trying to spin it as not being as incompetent as the Afghanistan pullout.

I swear to God, Republicans are incapable of going “my bad, that was my mistake.” Instead they just spin spin spin and attack attack attack.

The Daily Show did a pretty good segment yesterday highlighting the absurdity of their response about how this data didn’t count as being “war plans”:

https://youtu.be/dkK_F9wxyr8

It’s absolute insanity that they’re trying to spin this as not being classified or even sensitive info.

This has me dying - nice job!

Yeah, this would make the story exponentially worse. It’d be like if you got caught cheating on your wife and went "whoa calm down! I didn’t know that woman, she just showed up to my Friday night gang bang unannounced!”

Just goes to show you can never trust a person with “balls” in their name.

Tesla better hope the vandals behind recent attacks on its cars and showrooms don’t watch the news, because hundreds of Model 3s and Model Ys parked up together sounds like a dream come true for protestors. We’ve asked Tesla—who famously disbanded its press team in the US—about the lots full of cars, but so far, we haven’t received a response.

Lol at the author basically saying “anyone wanna burn this shit down?”

The White House has denied war plans were texted to the group, and Hegseth on Monday denied the reporting as well, calling Goldberg “a deceitful and highly discredited, so-called journalist who’s made a profession of peddling hoaxes time and time again.”

Fuck it, I say call their bluff and release it.

We have the best exploding cars in the world. All thanks to jail.