This is called a “dark pattern“ (a rather shitty design concept) wherein the design is specifically engineered to make you finally give up because it’s so overly complicated, and to just accept the cookies so they can track you and get all your personal information and sell it.

I got better…

No shit

They might have more success if they weren’t making such ridiculous demands

Back in my day, we called this sort of person a “spy“

Whatever gets the job done

Welcome to Costco. I love you.

🔥

Yep

Yes, that’s how the chain of command works. The person at the top is still responsible, though.

Dude is cleaning the grill while his roommate is taking pictures of the city

Oof, I wish it was tiny. At this point in history, probably around 15%. Maybe more

But that isn’t “tiny”. That’s terrifying.

That sounds like an interesting alternate reality. Care to share more?

Also, Trump can’t pardon anyone outside of the United States for anything.

Because cutting my cat’s balls off is the same as cutting my own balls off?

I have encountered this mentality before.

TIL Greek culture is averse to neutering their pets. Interesting. I wonder why

Then there are those who would gladly argue what it really means to be “treated like a person”

I. Could. Die.

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Aww!

For what it’s worth, Americans absolutely adore talking shit about Germans.

You know why

Edit: and I definitely never had to pay rent to my parents. WTF.