Put a gun against the hull
Pulled the trigger, now it’s full

I jack off

7/28 and I program in JS and typescript daily…

At $30 per haircut

What? That cheap? When I went to a mediocre barber, I had to pay 35 eur, but now it’s more like 45 eur. ^(forgot to shitpost)

What kind of economy are you in? My haircuts are 48 million euro per month (they’re on a subscription, but I locked in a good deal as an early adopter), that’s why I’m not rich, no other reason.

As a Dutchie, I was amazed at the night trains in Sweden and Finland.

Especially Finland was crazy: 92 eur for two in a private sleeper to get from Helsinki to Lapland (with interrail) is nothing compared to a seat in the sleeper train from Amsterdam to Vienna (50+ eur p.p. for a six person dorm).

Although coming back it’s weird that we whine about the Dutch railroads. Those are crazy reliable, I must never realised.

Exist

Luigi killed a rich fuck, aligned with the fascists.

ITT: people who start screaming because they don’t realise the # at the start of a line has special meaning, and turns it into a heading.

It’s not a war crime, it was a warning bomb.

Fucking genocidal assholes

The edit to make “Surely” bold is the icing on the cake.

but hollywood movies make it seem like people still inevitably sleep in the bed naked anyway

As is customary, Hollywood is lying to you. You don’t fuck and be merry and fall asleep. The ladies usually go pee afterwards (helps for everyone to prevent uti) and with creampies a shower after is basically essential.

Replacing the sheets depends on how dirty they got, but it can usually wait till next morning. Sex is pretty exhausting and we are all a little lazy.

Nuking a capital is just signing the death warrant for your nation.

Duolingo isn’t in the business to teach you a a language, that would mean you won’t need the app anymore.

I’ve used Babbel, it seems more to learn a language, but it requires a paid plan to use. It does work more like an actual language course though, with more emphasis on longer sessions instead of 5 min per day.

I do like setting things up.

Then I realise I need to fuck around with DNS to get it working nicely.

In case of phones, there’s less of a myriad of operating systems and libraries.

A typical Android app is (eventually) Java with some bundled dependencies and ties in to known system endpoints (for stuff like notifications and rendering graphics).

For windows these installers are usually responsible for getting the dependencies. Which is why some installers are enormous (and most installers of that size are web installers, so it looks smaller).

Docker is more aimed at developers and server deployment, you don’t usually use docker for desktop applications. This is the area where you want to skip inconsistencies between environments, especially if these are hard to debug.

I think “Danger” might be putting it lightly…

If I’m to understand mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com correctly, it’s something that’s:

Extremely hazardous,
non flamable, Extremely unstable, Reactive to water

And if ox means oxidising, reacts to exposure to oxigen.

I thought Lithium, but that catches fire and this is non-flammable.

I haven’t a clue what this could be, but now I’m curious.

I’ve added some of those. Actually sharing can just be a link to the publish URL for Facebook. Not in any way different from a normal link to other websites.

The share button usually just uses the Share API, which is handled by your browser.

But yes, you can use the Facebook and Twitter javascript api to add additional tracking and “a more fluent experience”, but it’s usually easier to not do that.

Also, I wish my urologist had believed me when I said I wasn’t numb for my vasectomy.

I was undersedated for that one too. Hurt like a mother, but I never realised I may be under sedated so I just challenged through.

No issues in the end though. Just a firm reminder to ask for a double dose next time.

Hey, fuck you and your kink shaming