The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agosplatlemmy.worldimagemessage-square61linkfedilinkarrow-up1559arrow-down15
arrow-up1554arrow-down1imagesplatlemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square61linkfedilink
minus-squareGerudo@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up42·2 months agoI don’t believe this image is real. There aren’t any finger sized impressions in the splats.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16arrow-down4·2 months agoI know I’d be sticking a dick on those to make an impression with future buyers.
minus-squareflandish@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·2 months agoi think if you zoom in it shows you already tried. but gotta zoom in real close. ^you got a small dick.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·2 months agoTrue my dick is tiny but I have a huge one I use to make impressions.
minus-squareRob T Firefly@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 months agoOne for casual, one for formal.
minus-squareWiddershins@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 months agoPlease put your pocket rocket through the dishwasher before touching unpurchased food with it. We don’t know where it has been.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoI only touch the plastic wrap.
minus-squarepotoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoIt hasn’t been anywhere of note, I assure you. If you don’t believe me, look at my face.
minus-squareandyc@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoIt might be tiny, but it smells like a big one
I don’t believe this image is real. There aren’t any finger sized impressions in the splats.
I know I’d be sticking a dick on those to make an impression with future buyers.
i think if you zoom in it shows you already tried. but gotta zoom in real close.
^you got a small dick.
True my dick is tiny but I have a huge one I use to make impressions.
always good to have spares
One for casual, one for formal.
My other cock is ranked.
Please put your pocket rocket through the dishwasher before touching unpurchased food with it. We don’t know where it has been.
I only touch the plastic wrap.
It hasn’t been anywhere of note, I assure you. If you don’t believe me, look at my face.
It might be tiny, but it smells like a big one