But it’s real for some people: https://people.com/music/meghan-trainor-daryl-sabara-have-two-toilets-next-to-each-other-in-bathroom/

Ear and nose holes and you’re up to 8 damn holes.

If he’s lying about the weed, it makes you wonder about the generational concentration camps. Methinks they doth protest too much.

Where do I find me a damned woman!? In every sense of the question.

For what it’s worth, I enjoyed reading your takes. I’m probably not 100% where you are, but I think I’m pretty close, even if I don’t necessarily want to admit it.

Here’s the thing…

Tor-twas.

“Just toss them in one of the empty solitary confinement cages.”

Wait, that still makes it hotter, shit.

Skills = Makes a better soup

Degree = Makes more green

On second thought, I just realized I’m not actually hungry.

But you won’t be aware of the ice cream stopping. Only that it’s going to stop. But you won’t experience that stoppage. You’ll never lack for ice cream. You’ll only ever experience ice cream.

And it’s wonderful. Cold. Mmm.

Yeah, that wasn’t cool. You can’t just say shit like that.

Pro-tip for the fellas: print out sexy legs/feet and hold the photo in front of food drop-offs.

Anytime I wear thongs, for example, I’ll slip them off before driving.

Notice they’re all flat. Circular? Sure.

Still flat. The “scientists’” own visualizations show them for the absolute fools they are.

👀

What workplace has policies against this!?

https://youtu.be/G_om1-5-zpc

That’s just the nature of being pals with a gas giant.