The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agosplatlemmy.worldimagemessage-square61linkfedilinkarrow-up1559arrow-down15
arrow-up1554arrow-down1imagesplatlemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square61linkfedilink
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·1 month agoTrue my dick is tiny but I have a huge one I use to make impressions.
minus-squareRob T Firefly@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 month agoOne for casual, one for formal.
minus-squareWiddershins@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·edit-21 month agoPlease put your pocket rocket through the dishwasher before touching unpurchased food with it. We don’t know where it has been.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 month agoI only touch the plastic wrap.
minus-squarepotoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 month agoIt hasn’t been anywhere of note, I assure you. If you don’t believe me, look at my face.
minus-squareandyc@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·29 days agoIt might be tiny, but it smells like a big one
True my dick is tiny but I have a huge one I use to make impressions.
always good to have spares
One for casual, one for formal.
My other cock is ranked.
Please put your pocket rocket through the dishwasher before touching unpurchased food with it. We don’t know where it has been.
I only touch the plastic wrap.
It hasn’t been anywhere of note, I assure you. If you don’t believe me, look at my face.
It might be tiny, but it smells like a big one