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White text on black background that reads “if you do these for 30 days you will be unrecognizable
- sleep 8+ hours
- drink 2L minimum of water a day (high pH if possible)
- get sun daily
- no sugar
- read for 30 mins a day
- workout 3x / week
- capture someone and cut their face off and sew it onto your face
- meditate for 10 mins daily
This “high ph” garbage is such crap. A few years back people were chugging apple cider vinegar to acidify your blood or whatever BS that was.
Our bodies regulate themselves when it comes to ph, drinking water of a certain ph won’t change that. Just like drinking juices or sodas that have citric acid don’t mess it up. Alkaline water benefits are a myth.
But if it helps you drink more water instead of junk drinks, go for it.
ACV is great for muscle cramps, though.
I remember this. There was a girl that basically ruined her jaw and teeth by drinking vinegar.
I love how the most debated thing on the list became the alkaline water. Love you, guys.
You lost me at meditate
Boring as fuck
BRB gotta start my daily bleach warerboarding session
Is bleach a form of water?
Almost all liquids are
I knew there was something I wasn’t doing
Yeah I should also start meditating
No sugar? That’s vile!
Damn! My sewing skill sucks.
Don’t give up, that just means you gotta practice. Maybe start with a child, their skin is softer and easier to manipulate.
Thank you! I’ll start practicing right away. 👍
Couldn’t I just… Remove my own face? That seems like less work.
You could, but that might come with some side effects.
Ok, but how many times per week should I get a new skin-mask? I find that if I try more than twice per week, maintaining the prison pit will start to be a real chore.
It puts the lotion on it’s skin or it gets the hose again.
Literally can’t do the first one. What now?
Capture who is preventing you from accomplishing the first.
okay i put myself in the hole. now what?
Follow step 7.
Capture two people.
I see Bubba has moved past his redneck southern roots and decided to embrace modern health culture while still staying true to who he is.
ok imma drink 2L of bleach
It will, at least, kill the COVID
Pro-tip: Sodium Hydroxide would be even higher pH at equal concentrations.
You will become unrecognizable.
The unrecognizable will already come with “2L water (high pH if possible)”. Just go for “water” with pH 14. Two liters a day will make you unrecognizable.
I can also recommend to drink with the highest pH possible. I mean, pH 14 is only double the amount of pH 7, right guys?
So drinking 1L of pH 14 water is the same as 2L of pH 7. Efficiency
I only see pH 1 in the cupboard, guess I’ll just have to chug 14 L of it today
Rules are rules.
Also iirc it’s an exponent scale. So I think you have to drink… 2^14 L? Idk tbh. Maphs.
I’m still waiting for 600pH water to be sold online.
Relevant (watch to 2:33)
How high are PH we talking here?
14.1 would be ideal.
Just all the hydroxides. No positivity allowed
Unbuffered I hope
Sounds unpleasant
I have this weird feeling that all this does is make you recognizable as someone else.
