My recommendation: be a girl that shits.
Wow… an actual shitpost
She’s bald! She’s black!!!
Omg dude that made me cackle
Identifying as female comes with a free opt-out from defecation, don’t you know?
No shit?
None
That’s true. Ladies neither poop nor shit
That must be why they are so full of it.
There’s some videos I can’t send you links.
I don’t want these videos anyway
None of us did, I got accused with it way back at a LAN party, were we all still had CRT screens. Never saw it again, but it’s still burned into my memory.
And then after you’re done messing around, get yourself a REAL Jersey Flirt Who Hershey Squirts and finally settle down.
What the fuck did I just read…
Wow… I’ve lived such a sheltered life with continent partners…
I was fucking a girl in the ass once and a hard chunk of shit fell onto the floor.
I had no idea what to do, and I kind of panicked and just kind of kicked it under her bed and kept going. I figured that was the best possible outcome for all involved.
We weren’t together for that long. I do wonder when or if she found it.
age old question
to throw the bedding away or to risk a surprise next time your put clothes on
If a wedding ring draws the ladies, just try to imagine what the scent of a competitive female’s scat must do. It’s basic math?
Did I stutter or…?
Poop like you mean it!
SHIT LIKE A BITCH.
