Worse than that, millions of people actively chose this. AGAIN.

What was your mother’s maiden name again?

Did I miss something? Are we doing genitalia foods now instead of moths or whatever the hell the things is?

-FlexibleToast

That’ll be $8.95 pull up to the back of the dumpster

Waffle already sounds genital…y

Twat waffle was there though

Did he just quote tropic thunder?

No, that they could do it. I don’t believe them. I need them to prove it. Somehow.

I don’t believe that for a second. I’m gonna need proof.

Or just a paralysis demon

Yeah but he’s saying he can’t get paid to get laid. Who hires an ugly prostitute?

People like you are what makes the world a unique and beautiful place.

Bullshit. I just moved from Oklahoma to California to escape the hell hole that is that backwards ass state and I’m not reincorporating.

You’re going to fuck that mammoth snout, aren’t you?

I love peanuts but hate peanut m&m but I love regular m&m.

Where am I supposed to keep the tooter?