sarcasticsunrise

I can’t remember the last time I read anything from Cracked, but that was a good/depressing read

Oh he’s a big ol Gordo 😻

Yeah, okay and just what are these supposed "long term solutions then you evil cunt? I’m sure she’s spent every day in office trying really hard to tackle the problems of childhood obesity and low income families looking for this long term solution. Get wrecked you shithead

OMG a major publication finally gave Lemmy a shout-out. I don’t believe it

Yeah. He could’ve just went with "Mike Johnson is possessed by EVIL and left it at that. Would’ve been 100 percent accurate, no need to bring my boi Lucifer into this

Good lookin out m8. I haven’t used it in about 15 years, but still

Ugh that H word right there. I had hyperhidrosis most of my life up until my late 20’s. I started using this painful stuff called Drysol which I think just worked by murdering my sweat glands

It would give me a glimmer of hope that even dumbass Republican voters would see what their tax dollars are being wasted on. Doubt it, but a man can dream

Fuckin YIKES he’s like a villain from an A24 movie. The Main Character Syndrome vibes are spiking through the roof

Amongst the GOP, “many such cases”

Disgusting

That’s gotta be the most pro-genocide comment section I’ve ever seen. I know it’s an Israeli publication, but goddamn there’s some disturbing shit there

Damn, Israel has an even shittier Spez than we do

Scenario: Charlie Kirk, Ben Shapiro and Chaya Raichik are all covered in voluntarily donated blood and you have the opportunity to push them into a pit of 1,000 starving pigs… does the Internet get better in like an hour? Thoughts?

Hasan called this yesterday. Of course he was right

Amy Poehler is gonna need to nearly overdose on HGH assuming she’s playing Marjorie

When it comes to this dipshit, why not both?

https://media2.cltampa.com/cltampa/imager/u/original/14315494/desantis.jpg

This sums up everything you need to know about DeSantis. In the midst of a crisis on his state’s soil, he just came off like the little bitch he is while Biden is doing the heavy lifting

What a goddamned legend. I love this no-bullshit giant of a man

Awwww. He’s like Wilford Brimley in cat form