💦 💧 Splish splosh BITCH💥👊 🚿 It’s the🌊🌊🌊 BLUE WAVE🌊🌊🌊 👋 🟦 After 🔟 years📆 📆 😮💨 of TRUMP🍊🙅 Americans🦅 🇺🇸 are saying 🗣️ DOWN PIGGY👇 🐷 And wine moms🍷 from coast🌉 to🗽 coast🛫 are out for BLOOD🧛 🩸 We’re flipping🔃 seats🪑 that have NEVER BEEN FLUPPED🤯 🤯 😲 From TALAFREAKO😜🫦 and HinoHOEsa💃 proving that Texans🤠 are saying “NO”❌ ❎ ❌ to their vegetables🧑🏻🦽 🪦🎉 To FANNIE Andrews 🌮🥵 making that Graham crakkka CRUMBLE💔 💥 in SC 🎊✨ To Rawdogswami🌭 eating SHIT🤢 in BLOW-HIO🍆 🤤 So steam💨 those pride flags🏳️🌈 🏳️🌈 because at MIDNIGHT 🌠😴🚨 🚨 WOKE 2.0 IS IN EFFECT🚨🚨 🤖 We’re THEY/THEMING STRANGERS’ DOGS🐶 ♂️ ♀️ We’re doing LAND ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS🧘 🗺️ in TEAMS CALLS💻 📞 We’re lining up 🧑🏾🤝🧑🏾 🧑🏼🤝🧑🏾 🧑🏽🤝🧑🏼 for MANDATORY BLUESKY ACCOUNTS🌥️ 📲 WE’RE MAKING OUR EMOJIS RACIAL👍🏻🧑🏾🫰🏿 AND NONBINARY🫅🏼🫄🏽🧑🏿⚖️ AGAIN💯 💯 💯 Long live✊🏻 ✊🏼 ✊🏾 ✊🏿 the libs 🚩 🚩 🪖 🦅 🗽 💕 💖
Goddammit these make me chuckle
gimme xur pronouns
*yer
fixed
Lol no idea wat that is. I was kinda leaning in to the whole wild west stickup spirit of things
Xou better believe it pardner.
Hokusai has waited two hundred years for this monent
He splished so we could splosh
Bluekake.
This is actually my painting but I never get credit for it. (My troll post for the day)
☝️🤓 Uhmmmmm acktchually its a woodblock print, not a painting
(my inconsequential correction post for the day 😜)
So apparently, in actual Japanese…
Blue Tsunami
青い津波 (kanji)
あおいつなみ (hirigana)
アオイツナミ (katakana)
aoi tsunami (romaji)
…
Which would be prounounced aloud fairly close to “owie tsunami”.
Ah - oh - ee
may kanagawa live in peace
Antifa gonna come in through the windows at night and trans you in your sleep 🥷
Should have Drumpf on one of those boats shitting his pants
