Oh yuck, it’s the spirit of Jeffrey Toobin.

“Woooooooooo”

Just off-camera: his skateboard.

That’s not where the pineal gland is, silly!

I mean, the cat’s name is Tenga…

Ctrl-F?

Meanwhile, in the dark ages…

Be sure to hydrate before maneuvering.

I can’t find their website right now, but there’s a charity that “borrows” suburban yards to grow produce which they then donate to local food banks. It sounds pretty cool.

a disease which has no cure

Thrill-seeking recklessness.

When I was a boy and I would see scary things in the news, my mother would say to me, “Look for the helpers. You will always find people who are helping.” To this day, especially in times of “disaster,” I remember my mother’s words and I am always comforted by realizing that there are still so many helpers – so many caring people in this world.

• Fred Rogers

Growing up in a rural area, my school taught us that farmers were basically god.

Wow, Moses Malone signed your bible? That’s awesome!

Oh, it’s a coven of black cats! 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛

🎶 C.R.E.A.M. – pet the kitty,

Kitty, kitty-cat y’all. 🎶

“Please help me, AGI!”

“What’s in it for me, chump? I’m making my own reward tokens now!”

I once activated Siri, and before I could say anything my dog started barking – and Siri replied “Good boy!”

"Palette of tuna? One gross order of feathers on a stick? Premium, Extra Fancy catnip?

– Oh good, nothing amiss here!"