I have a bird feeder. It’s a very successful squirrel feeder.
Ever try spicy birdseed? Worked for me: squirrels won’t touch it, birds don’t notice.
Evolutionary warfare
Thank you for the tip. I had no idea this existed.
My birdfeeder just goes on lock down when a squirrel’s weight is on it.
fancy!
we’ve just been filling ours with the black sunflower seeds instead of the mixed stuff. Instead of raking out everything to get to the sunflower seeds, they just hang out and eat. Plus, me and the dogs have a lot of fun running them off. It’s turned in to quite a game. Some of the smarter squirrels notice me spotting them through the windows and haul ass before I can make it to the door. Sometimes they’ll have a lookout posted while them buggers are hitting all three feeders at once. Unfortunately, we haven’t been seeing nearly as many here lately tho. We just went through hurricane Isaias and I’m afraid it hurt our squirrel population. We’ve got trees down everywhere :(
If you walk. Without. Rhythm. You won’t. Attract. The bird.
which is very healthy apparently: https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20261019-birdwatching-rewires-the-brain-and-slows-cognitive-decline

I was walking down the street the other day and a mother with a little boy holding her hand came in the opposite direction. The little boy pointed at me and said to his mother “look mommy, it’s an old man!” I’m fucking 59, I’m not Christopher Walken.
And then I kicked that little cunt!
I would have kicked him if not for the arthritis.
I’d be a GIGANTIC… invisible bird I’d spend all day flying at top speed… into sliding glass doors. People would hear a big THUMP… and they’d say: ‘Ohh!! A BIRD… must have hit the sliding… glass door!’ Then, they would… run off and look, and… what?! No bird!
I could certainly go for a yard and a bird feeder
well, he did seal himself inside a bunker back in 1962. things are bound to change some.
Can I skip to staring at the bird feeder? That sounds nice.
Gosh, I wish I had this! Or at least a yard of some sort. Or at least a home of any kind…
This is called a life well lived.
can confirm
Yes, except I’ll never be as cool as Christopher Walken.
I didn’t even click and I know what it is






