I liked the live action remake. No idea why it got shit on so heavily

We need to redo the coinage. A dime ain’t worth what it was. We need a 1, 2, 5, and 7$ coin

Omg I gave up shoe shopping in stores a long time ago. I wear size 15. I’d walk in and ask if they stock any shoes in that size and no one could answer. I’d waste 40 min scanning through the racks to inevitably come up empty handed.

It got so bad one summer I was straight up shoeless, had to fashion sandals out of an old tire.

I was a dishy in my youth as well. The trick is to organize the pile, and spray it down to loosen the gunk.

Not much sister wife!

I thought the cut means the angle at which it’s hung. Source: This landlubber

Right!? How much better off we’d be if a certain segment would just admit they’re into or want to be chicks with dicks, femboys etc.

My last kitty came up on my porch outta nowhere and meowed at me till I loved her. That neighborhood had a feral cat thing going on though.

They were devolved before widespread car adoption

Rhinestone danglers?

Because Houston isn’t a city, it’s just a never ending suburb.

The single greatest music video ever made!

I hope that cats name is Janus!

Chappie was great!

I had a cat who loved to mess some bread up. She wouldn’t eat it, just loved the carnage.

Just don’t get the holes mixed up.

Crunchy nuts in this mouth please!

I don’t get it?

Oi! I’ll not have any cat shaming! It’s a beautiful kitty!