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minus-squareHanrahan@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15arrow-down1·9 days agowhat’s wrong with her face ?
minus-squareEtterra@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·9 days agoCosmetic Surgeon: So what kind of work did you want to get done? Sycophant #273: I want my cheekbones doubled and my lips filled in with silicon. Not silicone, that’s too woke.
minus-squareBuddahriffic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·8 days ago“I want everyone who sees me to do a double take and then frown.”
minus-squareshartgargle@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up3·8 days agoFrown? I see them and get the same look I get when I see a car crash.
minus-squareTheArtfulLlama@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up4·8 days ago“And I want my eyebrows replaced with upside down Nike symbols colored with sharpie!”
minus-squareEtterra@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 days agoNo plenty of women do that themselves with tweezers and makeup. It’s unsettling.
what’s wrong with her face ?
Cosmetic Surgeon: So what kind of work did you want to get done?
Sycophant #273: I want my cheekbones doubled and my lips filled in with silicon. Not silicone, that’s too woke.
“I’m 28, but I want to look 50”
“I want everyone who sees me to do a double take and then frown.”
Frown? I see them and get the same look I get when I see a car crash.
“And I want my eyebrows replaced with upside down Nike symbols colored with sharpie!”
No plenty of women do that themselves with tweezers and makeup. It’s unsettling.
Maralago face.