They didn’t dissolve any hard drugs in there? What is this, amateur hour? Call me when you’ve added a few grams of cocaine and meth.

(Don’t actually do this you’ll probably die)

This is a master class in torturing the religiously obnoxious. Bravo.

No no, that’s the wrong song - play Freebird 13 times in a row.

I mostly just want them to go to the shittiest state so they can’t do any real damage.

It only really works if someone had the foresight and gumption to do it before they can really get moving, in the early stages of their trajectory. Trying to predict it, though, is difficult and rarely worth it, since you can’t usually predict the ones who will really be a huge problem later. But once you miss that window it’s too late. And of course it’s when it’s too late that more people realize what’s happening.

The huge companies that use all that electricity would never allow that to happen. We live in capitalist hell.

He’s also monumentally depressed.

Hmm I wonder why.

Pro tip: If you’re proposing a regulation that every company opposes, that just means that you need that regulation even more than you thought.

Cats are all the fun of owning a chainsaw with none of the safety mechanisms.

Kinda how first degree royalty is a Hapsberg, or a 3rd degree twice removed felony is politics?

Pizza typically contains almost every food group. Grain, vegetable, meat, dairy, salt, cholesterol, and microplastics. It does not usually contain candy however.

Which means of course instead of charging the data centers for more since they’re using it proportionately more, they charge everybody individually the same per diem rate. Honestly if you use more you should have to pay proportionately more. Oh you use 80% more than the average? You pay 80% more than the average. Sigh. Like the rich people would ever allow that to happen.

Today I learned a expression, And it does explain why sometimes they’ll be a capital letter in the middle of German for no assistant reason.

In this case though I think they were just making a mistake in an attempt to use title case.

In my experience most Christians have never read their own handbook. Those that do are very good at cherry picking.

They could always run to Louisiana.

Only if it’s from natural causes. In case you hadn’t figured it out sooner, he’d otherwise become a martyr. You think the Charlie Kirk stupidity is bad? Imagine how bad it world be if the cult’s object of worship was popped. Such a martyrdom would give the cult something to rally around after his end. If he dies naturally, however, the cult is FAR more likely to descend into infighting with a side of conspiracy theory, and tear itself apart as all the horrible people tried to scramble for whatever they could get by stomping on each other. Cults are complex monsters but have ways to survive the death of their leaders.

All these folks buying gold and my apocalypse plan just involves a handle of whiskey and one bullet.

Like he hasn’t wasted enough tax money on stupid ideas.

Imagine if every gas station worker in just the city alone went in strike.

My people!