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Where we’re going we won’t need fingernails

It helps to be a liquid

Sounds like the XY problem

Well okay then

I guess I always was a pessimist, I sure hope you’re right though.

I’ve been keeping up somewhat with German news and what’s happening in Europe doesn’t really paint a great picture. Seems like we’re basically in the same boat here in the US…

I don’t know why addressing a cat as “cat” is the funniest thing ever

Shit, wish I saw this thread before I donated $100

It says Pittsburgh, but 15102 is the zip code for Bethel Park

A man can dream. It would probably be more realistic to get him to up his hamberder intake though.

If it makes you feel any better that horse wasn’t the one that killed him

If you’re blind, it’s a possibility.

My sister’s tuxedo is so wild, you can tell her mind is going a mile a minute but somehow doesn’t have much going on up there.

Monkey’s paw: your teeth would also be as sensitive as the head of a penis

This reminds me of how I used to eat a spoonful of chunky peanut butter and then add a glug of maple syrup

But I can still keep the dinosaur, right?

Gussy

Damn dude, save some pussy for the rest of us

About 10 years ago someone actually burned to death from static discharge at a gas pump like 2 miles down the road from my house. It’s extremely rare, but it does happen.

“You guys are still staffing window 1?”