Brave Little Hitachi Wand

The professor became a genuine internet tough guy while dudes like this talk shit

Seems better in every way tbh

Fuck me, real life supervillains are such goobers. I hate it

I never get tired of the map of Laramidia. I really was born in the wrong generation. I should have been an ankylosaur

Where’s safe?

I like this better. I’m not sure if it’s 100% true - hard to know what a thought actually is, when you get super specific - but I like that it’s kinder.

The left Democrats and the right.

Multi billion dollar software to recreate a scene that would cost about $600 to do for real… And even then it’d be still barely worth six seconds of your time. At least Doopiidoo is doing shit that never would have existed otherwise.

I too passed the self-imposed ritual. It has not made me happy, but it helped me understand why I wasn’t.

There’s nothing more dangerous than closeted dudes istg

When a cat and I both pretend to be too cool to notice each other but also walk in the same direction for a while. Happened ages ago, still riding that high.

You got me. Sonofabitch.

Many laughs

Hard not to feel like the real motive is to normalize territorial aggression. Sure it’s land, and when the ice melts it’ll be useful, but nobody behind these policies will live to benefit from that.