Have any good sawdust recipes? Mine always comes out a little woody

Madman in my ass

Scrothumb

I’m imagining the opening theme of the show at the part when it’s a dog barking, except now it’s a goose honking.

Me in leggings:

Wait until they connect something to a battery.

They were just clearing up a misunderstanding. 7 tacos is different than this

“Living next to you is in some ways like sleeping with an elephant. No matter how friendly and even-tempered is the beast, if I can call it that, one is affected by every twitch and grunt.”

Imagine criticizing the person forced into bed with the elephant for speaking up when the elephant behaves poorly.

Property taxes is the answer

Maybe a stretch as it’s not parodying a song but parodies Star Wars kinda sorta? Seagulls! (Stop it Now)

Lonely Island has a few (Jack Sparrow) comes to mind but again not a direct parody of a specific song.

Richard Cheese does straight up covers but they are so stylistically different that it’s basically a parody. Chop Suey

Then there’s the classic comedy music duos: Garfunkel & Oates (Loophole), Flight of the Conchords (Business Time)

Bo Burnham’s whole Inside special is fantastic too.

Looks like I’m mostly listing comedy music and not necessarily parodies, but oh well.

Was it a both sides thing? I read it more as since the Democrats are throwing very little opposition (holding up tiny little signs like Wile E Coyote before gravity kicks in? That’s it??) it’s game over.

This seems like a bad idea… Anyone currently supporting Musk/Trump just believes the lies and has no issue with their behavior. It’s essentially impossible for the interview to go so poorly that they’ll actually see it that way. It’s just giving Musk more attention and yet another platform.

So this whole department is very ridiculous and shouldn’t exist, but sometimes you have vacation plans before you get a new job and the new job honours them which is fine.

Kinda off topic, but why does it seem like so many celebrities have children’s books these days?

Matthew Good Band - Load Me Up

I always heard:

Picture yourself (At) the MGM Grand Murphy’s fighting how come You’re in the stands?

I loved this line as it was calling out the assumption when you picture something big, why are you in the crowd and not the star of the show? It felt motivating and a fun play on the way people imagine themselves in the world.

It’s actually:

Picture yourself The MGM Grand Murphy’s fighting Occam You’re in the stands

Which, just doesn’t do any of the things the misheard lyric does. So disappointing.

https://sarahcandersen.com/post/631327861323841536

No need to invade. The US can just tamper with our elections enough to get people in power that’ll just roll over and give them everything

Charlotte.

It should also be automatic if a person changes party affiliation

Exactly. China is colon cancer, not breast cancer