Spykee

…that I am a major fuck-up!
Seriously, had I had even an iota of inclination, I would not have done things that have landed me where I am today.
I could’ve moved to a small town, sold ice-cream from a dinky little shop and lived a peaceful life. But my totally not supportive brain kept talking to me to pursue the ultra-pro-max-difficult things like science and research! I cry everyday.
Fuck you brain! I wish you the worst.

Extremely deceiving.
I’ve been with a lot of Mohammeds. None of them were massive.
Totally average.
Not that I’m complaining. Simply conveying.

I wanna pspspsp this cat,
but I don’t know how to pronounce her name.

#justice for pillows

hmu

All you wankers blabbering about without even hinting about the important issue.
So did a small boy get his orange soda or nah?
Have you no soul people?

Rugrats

Imagine getting a super hard on with these on.

Move “Big Rack” over and that’s mine.

*acetone

Holy fucking shit my hominoid bro, someone waxed your backhand.

In Pikachu’s defense, Ash’s mom roped in Prof. Oak, so she got that fire coochie energy.
Pikachu ain’t the bad boy here, he just under her influence.

Oh she did have impediments…in her head.

WHY IS NOBODY USING THE CORRECT SPELLING?
IT TOOK ME A LONG TIME TO LEARN, DAMN IT!
WHAT THE FUCK IS MALK?
MELK?
SERIOUSLY?
IT IS SPELLED
M
L
I
K
…no, hold on
IT IS SPELLED
M
I
K
L
…YOU WANKERS JINXED IT.

awoo awooo awooo
wuf wuf

…but…but I am ugly.
Please, let me live in darkness.

WHAT???
NEW ZEALAND???
That cute little place that stresses over eating eggs from chickens being in cages, THAT New Zealand is copying the shithole country called the U S of the fucking A?
Why the fuck?
Throw some seasonal workers at them to calm their titties.

Nah brah.
One lemmy account is good.
Maybe you is not logged in, maybe you is not visiting a lemmy instance or maybe you is not you at that moment.
Eat a snicker.

…funk
soul
brother.