gross.

https://www.etsy.com/shop/10kthings?search_query=taco

Fuck. Probably true.

That’s the only way we would get a woman president.

This is the kind of thinking that got us here.

I remember him getting really mad about his plane being tracked. Didn’t know it was on Twitter.

From what I’ve read, this is kinda how he ran off the founders of Tesla.

Also, it’s not the real Mona Lisa.

Cats never really sleep. They wait.

Personally, I hope they successfully secede, then get taken over by Mexico. #maketexasmexicoagain

He’s one of the reasons my wife and I moved out of Texas.

Did he get confused and hire a prostitute as a lawyer?

Plus rent (or a mortgage).

Then I suppose school really is preparing you for life. All this time I thought they were just teaching to the test.

I hope you stub your toe…

HILARIOUS!!!

It’s not obscure. This is the example, with syntactic differences, for this problem in almost every programming book I’ve read. He just didn’t include newlines.

“Got Up or Stayed Up” is a fun game to play at Burning Man.

I was about to ask when the Satanists were showing up. I love those guys.

Hasn’t anyone noticed that he is the actual embodiment of the 7 deadly sins?

Sounds like a solid campaign to me.