Cathulhu?

It’s funny because when he gets that curious/inquisitive look, we say he’s got his mouse face on.

Ha, we did this for one cat and now every time any show comes on with even the smallest bird chirp, she runs to the TV and waits for it to come back.

That cat has a quest for you.

Probably involving fetching some treats.

It would arguably take less effort to write a more general ban on apps and companies sharing, selling, and aggregating data on users than one specifically carving out foreign-owned companies.

Not doing that makes it clear this isn’t a “first step.” This is a blanket approval of the practice, but with “election year, China bad” thrown in.

Yes, any government access to user data can, and will, be mis-used, including Tik Tok. Opposing this bill isn’t an approval of Bytedance, it’s an opposition to the process.

Sketchy Chinese data brokers: 👎
Sketchy US data brokers:👍

Signed, Congress.

They’d do it in 60 hours if there were oil in Gaza.

Samsung did have a major problem early last year, but it seems to be limited to a run of products with a specific firmware.

Putin uses Reverse Psychology!

It’s not very effective.

The last guy to be president during a world war was elected four times, therefore…

You can tell by the way he is.

With frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads.

Russian scrap metal

Hey, that’s modern, cutting-edge Russian scrap metal to you, comrade.

“Sure, we haven’t kept any of the 1,000 previous promises, but this time is different. Trust me, bro.”

While choking on his totally normal dinner of polonium-210 and novichok.

His pals in NK and Iran have been using poorly edited video games footage as propaganda for years. This is the next logical step after importing faulty munitions: importing faulty tactics as well.

left-leaning economic,

Ok

conservative migration

Unfortunate, but populists gonna populist

and pro-Russian foreign policy

Wait, WTaF‽

What if the Russian asset doesn’t want to go to Ukraine, and wants to stay on his Florida golf course instead?

I like my Roku, but it would be much more annoying without a pihole to block the ads.

Autocorrected “philandering?”