Have you read their works?

I’m colorblind. They all look red to me

20

Prob not bro

Instructions unclear. I now have one leg if pants lodged in the toilet bowl and one leg still in my ass. I’m scared to flush

Congrats, that’s really was pure shit.

This took me so long to get, I think I might be one of you.

Yes.

Get your ducks in a row boat. It’s a pun(?)

Or an unfrosted pillsbury cinnamon roll

Wow that’s hot 🥵

Is this from something? Because it’s brilliant

“Do have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Mustafa? He died for our sins, and those of his only begotten son.”

I have a pen

Yes but hot grease can damage plumbing and cool fast enough to cause clogging over time. Pour it down the sink is totally fine, but you gotta run hot water with it