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How much did it cost?

Illiterate. I can learn to read again.

I’ll gladly take those problems out of your hands for free

Oh great. We’re on the news for all the wrong reasons again.

Good bot

Man, I want to be a cat in my next life.

What other creature can just rock up, act like they own the place, and have people reward them for it?

Linka better not catch wind of this.

is pretty much as terrible as it can get

I believe in the power of human ingenuity.

Some dropoff after initial hype is normal. Now we just continue as usual until reddit pisses people off again.

I’m not sure why I imagined a sling bag for the cat to carry its stuff in

Kick yo ass den we gonna come home

The iyashikei genre needs more love. It’s the perfect type of show for after a long day at work.

And I had a crush on the voice that said pterodactyl

Did the writer not live through 90s action movies?

No shit the commies are working together

/s because internet in 2023

It’s Pokemon! The pokemon craze was going full swing when I was a kid in the late 90s. But damn, foreign plastic toys were expensive as heck. I’ll forever be grateful to my parents for getting that level of bs junk for me

I say collect everyone’s phones at the beginning of class. Students are here to study, teachers are here to teach.

Put that crap away and pull out a pencil, damn it.

Smile and nod, baby! Just smile and nod and they’ll shut up soon!

Are they still open source? I remember having my eye on them for a bit, but then the github link started becoming harder to find on their site until it finally disappeared, so I kinda assumed they changed directions or something.

Charizard in a pokeball.

I grew up poor as shit, so that’s a minor miracle in my books.

Malaysian here. If UK news isn’t world news then something horrible must have happened last night.