nocturne
I don’t do drugs. I am drugs. --Salvador Dalí
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23·1 个月前
386·1 个月前It’s not exactly relevant to the original question, but is to your response … My mom always told me “don’t do drugs, but if you do, do them with me so I can make sure you’re doing them right.”
Was that her policy on sex too?
Edit: a lot of people without a sense of humor in this thread.
13·2 个月前Didn’t some dude in Sweden recently get merc’d for burning a Quran?
Step one: pour beer down the drain
Step two: enjoy some apple juice
Step three: have a huge glass of water
The chonky kitty was existing on a diet of cookies and soup when his pudgy plight was discovered, Newsflash reported.
It’s believed that hospital staff enjoyed feeding him to the point where things went more than a little overboard.
“Kroshik’s story is an extremely rare case when someone loved a cat so much that they fed him to such a state,” a spokesperson for the Matroskin Shelter in Prem explained.
tl;dw?
Was there a question?