Oligarch Wars

I never expected the end to be so boring: White Collar Apocalypse. Wait, what collar colour are billionaires?

Disclaimer: >!I don’t actually think it’s “The End”!<

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You asked for a nazi salute from the heart, and they gave you literal Hitler doing a salute from the heart.

And your reply to that is that the word Nazi has lost all meaning?!

My dude, you don’t even need critical thinking skills for this one. If you cannot straight up realize they are the same gesture, you may be suffering from brainwashing.

You see, the other way I know it’s the Nazi salute, is because their policies are Nazi politics. It wasn’t just the Jews who ended up in camps: it was people of colour, gay people, and the disabled. A lot of Trump’s executive orders/campaign speeches fit into categories concerning those people.

Go into Ublock and turn off Javascript.

Checked for you: cat was seven, which I believe is around half their lifespan. I didn’t look at the rest of it; just fuck those people for not taking his health seriously.

Meta has changed their ToS. Prior, you could not accuse someone of being mentally ill without consequence. Now there is an exception allowing shitty people to accuse someone of being mentally ill if they are gay or trans. It’s seriously fucked up.

Also, Mark Zuckerberg, the ostrich fucker, removed the fact checker from Meta services.

Are Beavers really cute? The teeth of these large water rodents are orange because they are full of iron; these teeth never stop growing.

But if you are being serious, women don’t really like being reduced to names that refer to their pudendum. It is objectifying.

Source: Canadian woman.

Edit: just realized which sub this is posted in. Oh well, think of the vocab word “Pudendum” as my Xmas gift to you. (Refers to a woman’s external genitals, ie. vulva.)

3-panel comic from Poorly Drawn Lines

1st pane: Mouse with a red balloon, saying: “Every day is a good day when you have a balloon”.

2nd pane: balloon pops “POP”

3rd pane: Mouse laying down on couch, under a blanket, with the shades drawn-- his facial hair is coming in.

EDIT: fucky formatting

• Vein.

Origin: Possibly from mining, because valuable minerals often occur in geological veins.

Vain is vanity.

The state trial against Mangione will come before his federal trial, prosecutors said.

WTF? I never heard about federal charges-- isn’t that double jeopardy?

Like the reporter said, they might be trying to make it so there are no copycats, but they clearly don’t understand the number of people that wouldn’t want to be making it out alive. Their trumped up charges aren’t a deterrent.

If I were USian, I’d be mega-pissed that they are making the CEO’s death out like Luigi killed the king.

I was going to bring up card catalogues and microfiche, but it is more difficult now, especially with all the AI written articles popping up a la carte as top results.

I guess it would be like the physical library having a fee^1 to enter, the librarian men and women in lingerie and banana hammocks, and all the publications unsorted: Fiction and Non-Fiction together with celebrity magazines, The National Enquirer, and nazi publications… and lots of torn out pages.

^1 Fee replaces ads. I’d rather not picture a world where the advertising in the show Maniac exists. (Can’t afford the bus? The ad-reader shows up and speaks ads at you until you have “earned” the $1.25, or whatever.)

In it’s first three months, Canada’s new Dental care plan has 75% of dentists signed up and 2.3m people.

As part of a phased rollout, the government began accepting claims for dental coverage for seniors in May and expanded eligibility to children under the age of 18 and Canadians with a valid Disability Tax Credit certificate in June.

Remaining eligible Canadians are scheduled to gain access in 2025.

Source: https://www.ctvnews.ca/health/we-ve-seen-an-explosion-75-per-cent-of-canadian-dental-care-providers-now-partaking-in-federal-plan-1.6991335

I’m not sure “radioactive orange no-name fake square slices of oil solidified” constitutes cheese 🤔

I quit a few months after those came out in my province, and it was a bit of a shock the first time I saw them; but then like most things, they just became stripes on the butt. I probably wasn’t their target audience though.

While they didn’t make me quit, (I had already decided on my “quit date”), I will say the extra graphic warning pictures were pretty damm effective for starting that conversation with self. I had to take a sharpie to a few packs.

Here is a screenshot of the godforsaken guitar so people don’t have to give that site views:

Image transcription:
4 panels
Top right is a regular looking guitar with the ludicrous name “God Bless the USA guitar” for $1000.
The bottom right is a bright red electric guitar for $1,500.
Guitar with ugly eagle in flight spanning 75% of it, a US flag filling the remaining 25%, is in top left panel: $1,250.
Same guitar with hideously ugly Trump signing it in bottom left panel: $10,250.

Ya, I wanted to use a bland spy but there aren’t any-- I was going to use the Spy vs Spy guys because they are the most generic-looking, but ultimately I kept Powers because while he is stylish and fun, he is also really immature and the logo looks immature to me.

It doesn’t say “car” at all either; no elegance or prestige. The old logo was sexy. New one looks like a logo for bottled water or something.

Edit: it’s like going from James Bond to Austin Powers Inspector Gadget

Source from @douchebagmcswag@lemmy.dbzer0

Edit: I think this survey is problematic for a number of reasons, so I hope no one takes it too seriously. I’m one of the women who’d rather her boyfriend smoked pot instead of getting drunk, and would rather play games (tabletop or video) than go to the movies.

WALL-E!

EVE!!

BBC did, but it’s seemingly inactive now.

Article about it: https://www.bbc.com/rd/blog/2023-07-mastodon-distributed-decentralised-fediverse-activitypub