Edgar suit lookin motherfucker

“So it sounds like you’ve been under a lot stress lately. Do you wanna taco bout it?”

Twice apparently - in March in Eau Claire WI (I really hate how much this NYT article is painting this as a negative but I’m having trouble finding another one - every video I can find of the town hall he did there is only partial) and “skipping around like a dipshit” back in October

Tbf, this is from the 17th. The Taco shit has been in the last few days.

He called Musk a nepo baby dipshit as recently as March.

The Donald Trump Center for Kids who Can’t Business Good and Wanna Learn to do Other Stuff Good Too.

Someone should show him that one episode of South Park and see if he microwaves his balls.

Yuuuuuup. Can hear that shit in my head every fucking time I see the acronym and it’s honestly starting to annoy the piss out of me

I’ve just been calling her Cruella.

Bowel’s moving castle

Jeff the killer lookin ass

At this point, I’m more upset at whoever is in his orbit and is not at least attempting to take Grampa’s car keys away

I’m not trying to disincentivize that, I’m being honest about it in a forum where it’s highly unlikely they’re gonna read it. How many regretful Trump voters who voted that way because they don’t pay attention do you think hang out in politics threads on lemmy? I’m not gonna turn any away if I run into one in real life but if I’m being sincere, I’m also never gonna be able to fully trust them.

The reality is, most people don’t make educated decisions at the polls. It’s knee jerk reaction to the economy

Yes, and that’s childish and fucking moronic. Do better. I’m admittedly one to over-prepare in general, but I genuinely cannot comprehend why anyone would CHOOSE to not know anything about what they’re voting for. “Oh, I don’t like following politics”. Well, tough shit dumbass; I don’t like feeling like I’m stuck in the geopolitical equivalent of a high school group project with the asshole jock who can’t be arsed to do his portion of the fucking presentation but here we fucking are.

The situation is dire enough that no, I’m not saying we should turn these folks away. We need all the help we can get. But I’ll be lying to them when I tell them I forgive them. I don’t think I ever truly will.

I do suspect there’s a pretty decent sized chunk who bought into that “Republicans are good for the economy” line of bullshit DECADES ago and have just spent the intervening time hell bent on not giving anything political even the tiniest iota of thought. These people still fucking suck, as that basically involves waking up every day and choosing to be a completely uninformed moron rather than spend 5 fucking seconds thinking about something they find uninteresting. So some are hateful bigots and some are just so fucking stupid it’s a minor miracle they’ve survived this long without someone to follow them around covering the outlets and safety pinning mittens to their sleeves. Fuck em both.

Also if you accidentally inhaled through it, it felt like you were suffocating to death by eating the snuggle bear’s ass.

I could FULLY believe he’s just incorrectly assumed she’s Bernie’s cousin or some shit. That seems precisely his brand of stupid.

Yeah, the actual fork bit of 2 is nice but I don’t like utensils with dump truck ass; they’re top heavy when in use.

And when you couldn’t find one?