I’m a Satanist, but I fuck with based Jesus.

Hope y’all like avant garde blackened death jazz.

The cats right eye is wigging me out.

Bullshit, that’s some shwag. Hit me up, I got that cage free.

More often than not when I mention Lemmy to someone, it’s after they’ve told me about something they saw on reddit and their reply is invariably, “what the fuck is Lemmy?”

Wanna come to a club where people wee on each other?

That erases any fun there is to be had. I want them to know it.

The language barrier mostly.

Obligatory hail Satan!

Let’s see some receipts, Columbo.

My mother will not be fazed by this one bit.

Autism is liking things.

That’s exactly how it went down.

They just hit the second tower.

Well, imagine my shock.

I also hate the Beatles.

I don’t see what’s surprising about it. Different people like different things, it’s no big deal.

I suppose The Man In Me would be the one exception.

That sounds truly awful, much like the music of Bob Dylan.