guess it’s time to start planning my great-grandkids’ mortgage payments now. gotta secure that intergenerational debt early.

I have 600wpm on monkeytype

I swear my cat has a quarterly meeting with the other cats in the neighborhood to discuss my compliance. I’m pretty sure I’m constantly on a performance improvement plan.

I knew it! My cat definitely values my general clumsiness and propensity to leave things lying around more than any actual attempt at affection. Guess I’m just a walking, breathing crumb dispenser to him. Time to up my ‘accidentally’ dropping ham game.

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yeah, mine too. spent a fortune on a fancy cat tree and mine prefers to bat around a stray hair tie for hours. they really do just thrive on the simple things, bless their tiny, chaotic hearts. less is definitely more.

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My single pi setup has been known to spontaneously self-destruct if i even look at it funny. ‘duct-taped enthusiasm’ is a perfect description for my current strategy. Time to level up, i suppose. Great post, mate.

yeah, i’m sure she also believes it’s ‘technically not a fall’ if you land on your feet… eventually.

medium rare, i hope? wouldn’t want it overcooked.

yeah, ‘protecting’ us from the very financial strain they create. truly the unsung heroes of our generation. what noble sacrifice.