Can’t stand losing you

She didn’t have a Willy or a Sam

No Sam!

You’re giving this guy wayyyyy too much benefit of the doubt.

They showed us 4 Rooms at summer camp when it had just come out on VHS. I was 13 but pretty sheltered and that movie was kind of nuts.

Castaway

It’s a stupid conspiracy theory that he orchestrated 9/11 as an excuse to start the war in Iraq.

They misunderestimated him.

I was gonna go with Sam Kinison but yours is way better.

Awww goober looks like a sweetheart 🤍

Aw, dip

Please tell Emily she’s beautiful and give her noggin a scritch for me :)

Is this a serious question?

Look if you don’t care about your health, you can crash diet, sure, but you’ll lose water weight first, and then will lose muscle alongside the fat, especially if you don’t exercise. You will also feel miserable and will make others feel miserable being around you. And you’ll most likely pack it back on when you quit the diet.

OP said no exercise.

Or, you know, the same guy again?

I bet Gary has some great toefeathers

Define low quantity. Fruit contains sugars, which can be bad if you have too much, but I find it’s hard to eat enough fruit to push my sugar intake above my daily limit. And fruit is generally a good source of important micronutrients like fiber, potassium, B vitamins, etc.

I don’t generally drink soda but when i do, birch beer is my favorite; second favorites are Dr. Pepper, cream soda, and cranberry ginger ale.

1989 Mercury Sable. White exterior, red interior. Took me 3 tries before I passed.

Cold cuts are a no from me - too unhealthy.

Happ purrday lil dude!