I think you meant to say 40 year old queer shitposters

Thanks, my TV just fell off the wall!

Just do not do this with an adult cat. At best they won’t react the way you need them to, at worst it could cause actual trauma to the cat and reduce their trust in you. You’re effectively mimicking what a predator like a fox would do to an adult cat and it can make them absolutely freak the f out.

Welp, time to update the label! That’s her shelf now.

Gorgeous!

Meanwhile, my cat gets confused when she can’t pounce on birds because of this mysterious mesh screen that lies between her and her prey.

aww what a little derp. we don’t deserve cats <3

I’d rather watch “Ow, my balls!”

That ending was damn near wholesome. Also I think my favorite part of the whole thing was “the pizza is not negotiable.”

it also marks proton mail as throwaway lol

you burn trash for fuel and then it turns into smoke and goes up into the sky where it turns into stars

Seconded.

I have ADHD and the closest way I’ve been able to describe it is this. human brains exist on a scale of 1-150, with 100 being optimal. “neurotypicals” are at roughly 80 and stims take them up to 100. ADHD brains are driven past the point of effectiveness so they sit at like 120 but the stimulants take them down to 100.

Ohhh okay I thought it was some tacky lookin wallpaper.

Yeah I was gonna say, swap out that carpeting with something a little less sensory-overload, maybe change the wallpaper, but I’m down. The colors are fine. Like you said, earthy.

Everyone here speaks the universal language of shitposting. It would be irrational not to support each other!

Ironically, this kind of response is exactly what I’m talking about.

not a frothyboi sorry. unless you’re encouraging other people to just open it to the internet with no security in place… that’d be a bit frothy.