I’ll take “headlines that make me want to vomit” for $1000

You can be mad about the murder once we start sending them to prison

Wow, what a horribly inefficient use of floor space that staircase is

Looks to me like your temperature is too high and you need to increase your retraction distance.

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vote_splitting#Spoiler_effect

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OshKosh B’gosh lookin ass

I slammed my penis in the car door

What a coincidence, so was I

Unfortunately for that, the middle part is gonna have to go negative 😔

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Hey (bum bum bum)

It’s apparently pretty simple to add a USB WiFi dongle, you just have to configure it over SSH

He is the broadcaster’s highest paid news presenter, earning in the 435,000 to 439,999 pounds band (about $565,000).

had paid a young person 35,000 pounds ($45,000) for explicit photos

Good for him for directly supporting independent creators, and redistributing his exorbitant wealth

I’m just looking forward to the meme subreddits becoming less outdated. Feels like 2017 in here