You seem to have gotten several decent answers that you’ve dismissed. Do you just wanna talk about balls, OP? Because, I’m something of an expert on them.

Hope your jaw is feeling better, benny-boy

I don’t see a tool belt in the shadow.

It’s interesting that you think there are any women in this image.

20 or (rarely) 18, myself

Nope! I hate all forms of onion except powdered. I can occasionally stand them if they chopped very small.

It’s a texture thing mostly.

I don’t believe it’s life sized. I believe it is sitting on something, like the curio cabinets in the background of the picture.

Onions. Can’t stand 'em.

It’s thought the anus evolved approximately 550 million years ago. One theory says it evolved from an opening originally used to release sperm which fused with the gut. This would mean nuts might have been going in butts for as long as butts have existed.

One can already pay to see butt nuts readily online. One must simply search for anal creampie.

Bon Appetit.

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We already have butt nuts, but y’all aren’t ready for that I guess. Some of my fellas know what I’m talking about.

*Fitt’n’is

I cannot speak for others. My ex was not religious when I met him. I feel like my experience isn’t similar to what you’ve encountered.

Yeah, just one. He left me for religious reasons (we’re both men). Took me a long time to actually get over him, but I moved on and married and such. The three of us hang out sometimes.

I do kinda wish I could convince him to be a little less religiously wacky. Oh well.

“Wenn sie tanzt” by Max Giesinger

Seems a lotta website have robot translations of the lyrics, but this is a good one.

TLDR: When she dances, she goes somewhere else and becomes someone else.

When will people realize that all of Trump’s policies change on a daily basis based on the last person he talked to?

That’s just how long his memory lasts now.

My husband and I are both gamers. However, I hate online games and he loves them. Our problem was more with him being ridiculously loud (literally screaming) while playing.

And the solution was to talk to him about it and be patient with him as he transitioned into enjoying his games at a more reasonable volume. Relationships of all sorts often involve compromise.

Don’t just tell her you want to go out. Explain to her that you want to do something together, just the two of you. Explain how you feel and why you want to spend time with her. She might have a solution you never even thought of.

If I lose 50 pounds (22 kg or 3.5 Stones), then I’ll allow myself to buy a rather expensive record player with a backup to PC feature.

I’m at 35, so I think it’s reasonable.

Just make an alt account at lemmynsfw.com that you use for that purpose.