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Seriously… is the cabinet full of bootlickers going to stop him from dropping a nuke?

Fucker wanted to nuke a hurricane, and it’s not like the hurricane spiked gas prices or tanked his approval rating…

Something. Something, Rule of Law…

It quieted down a good bit - used to be every site had their own gag.

After the 2016 election it was quietly decided that we had been fucked with enough, and didn’t need to spend EXTRA time reading something online that we couldn’t possibly accept as being true.

Oh. The Atlantic.

I suppose you’re old enough now that we should “the talk”

See, now, when the President wants to fuck us all for what is in comparison a laughably small sum of money…

Why is Kermit posed like the thumbnail for a porno clip?

Ha ha!

It’s funny because no one in a position of power will try and stop him and he will fucking kill us all for his vanity, or to escape narcissistic injury, or because he’s bored…

Wait… yeah, that’s not funny. Can someone please take away grampas nuclear weapons and put him in a home/jail?

Going to create a Firefox add-on that automatically replaces the name Fetterman with ‘Bag of Dicks Wearing A Hoodie’

Strictly as a quality of life upgrade.

Hey…

Hey bird…

Hey bird, I’ll fuck you up…

• Chitters more smack *

Fetch kitties are true friends, and will be missed. May Odin’s lap never grow cold.

Armpits unclenched and bagless.

Loses spot on couch and misses third act after the commercials as he has to make sad trip back the the 4-door Saturn sedan for the Sunny D, a six pack of Zema, and the two bags of sun chips he could easily have wedged in there if he were serious.

Was an episode of Max Headroom where it was illegal to own an off-switch for your television.

40 years earlier, and still ahead of its time.

Jeeze… Maybe you’re just not smart enough to understand this one The Atlantic?

Digging it so far

Enshittification - Migration

appears to be a perpetual cycle. Stop giving Joe Rogan your $12 each month and your email provider announces it’s agenda to gargle MAGA balls… Now, all we need is an open source alternative to US healthcare…

The Devil’s Eyebrow…

Should knock Epstein out of the news cycle for at least a day or two.

And the whole of our civilization slides further towards the Doom…

The building in the thumbnail is the Zuul building from Ghostbusters

… Just saying

2.0?

Somehow I always just assumed they would name it the Dos Equis virus…

It’s strangely tasty.

Tried it when I first heard about this and somehow the crunch and the butter work really well with the untoasted bread.

Misread the title as ‘Doctor Who’ and thought holy shit, the new series is seriously dark and gritty…

(But also, fuck these fascist monsters and their semi-literate gunmen)

Well, maybe diphtheria won’t be that bad…