Only if you were Heidi Kluhm

But the font is slightly different…

I work from home while everyone else leaves for school/work. I’m the favorite.

I’m gonna use this. Hotard has a new place in my vocabulary.

I thought Mace was removing her own name after Trump endorsed her for SC governor?

I’ve been forcing my thumbs up for years for nothing?!?! It looks like having your thumbs directly on the airbag is bad news but I was sure I’d have broken thumbs with my hands at 10 and 2.

Thumbs up on the wheel, not around it. Again, due to airbags.

That is the mark of a winner.

Don’t forget my farts are down there too

Taxation without representation

It’s a great place to be from.

Spagacos

Watch out for that boulder, Piggy

Gotta crush them candies!

I hope I can stay on top of that height requirement twice a year.

How is 1 MORE than enough? Is enough 0?

Maybe spell the insult correctly the next time you try to insult someone’s intelligence?

Where do I sign?

There will be…

Repercussions?

No, idiot. Consultations!

As long as the shower had a milk faucet