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Everyone loves ultra-violence, right?

“Are you watching? Good.”

Are you sure you’re making them correctly? Do you include the grub or are you trying to make some weird vegetarian version?

Too optimistic to be real.

I used a kindle keyboard for a long time and I think the new front lit ones are a big improvement, especially in low light (I use a kindle oasis.) I can’t speak for sync improvements though since I keep it completely offline and transfer everything though calibre.

Where’s the laserdisk player?

Tap water and a bath towel.

Lettuce alone is sufficient, but not necessary. As soon as you omit lettuce it takes multiple ingredients.