Curiously inspiring, this one

Kink shaming is HIS kink, don’t be judgy

These assholes will stop at nothing to get you to upgrade.

Kind of leaping to conclusions there. 90% of what is caught is done so at legal crossings and 10% at illegal. We cannot measure what we don’t catch in either case, so there is no reason to assume a disproportionate percentage of what we don’t catch is coming through illegal crossings.

Lesser Britain?

Batman bin Suparman

I need a plugin that swaps that in for every headline quoting him.

Why own the government when you can just subcontract it? Less hassle and you have somewhere to deflect blame.

Which is an amazing achievement for Trump, as usually the issue with trying to launder money through a business is that it looks TOO profitable.

May thy knife chip and shatter.

Railing held up fine. Railing mounts on the other hand…

I can’t even imagine the kind of masochism it takes to run a website devoted exclusively to Florida politics.

Joke’s on you. That’s an owl.

Not a terrible play, but it has a BIG downside you might not be considering.

99.99% of the corn grown first world, and a lot of other food crops, are sterile hybrid varieties that don’t readily reseed themselves (Monsanto and company HATE when farmers don’t have to buy seed every year).

Once there is no more harvesting or maintenance on stockpile equipment, that supply will dwindle faster than you might expect.

I don’t think divvying up the booty is really the same as sharing, albeit much more fun to say.

My son has a children’s book with the line “Pirates always pay their share”. Literally the opposite of what pirates do, drives me nuts.

I love you Neil Gaiman, but you’re better than that.

I seem to remember reading that domesticated dogs evolved more expressive eyebrows that proved to be a survival advantage in this process.

Last three cats I’ve roomed with all have zero interest in catnip. My disappointment is immeasurable.

Your assumption that I’m making an argument to moderation is fundamentally incorrect and a little insulting.

I certainly wouldn’t say that bailing them out is the best choice, either from a moral or a practical point of view. My point was merely that the eight nutters here are not the real problem. They are merely symptom of much more grave and perhaps systemic threats to the governmental system.