In tonight’s headlines, man with red front door paints it blue. Contents behind front door remain unchanged. More at 6.

Yeah, because it stinks

More like the Conservative government spent in the region of £700m on the scheme, and sent only 4 people there.

Can I interest you in my new investment venture? It’s essentially Kitty Ozempic. We’re predicting the market for it to grow by 8000% over 4 years because of all the fat leopards.

So brave! I’m sure his action will have a deep and wide ranging impact /s

Hello Boris! Immaculate lounging you’re doing there.

Waiting for an enterprising weapons manufacturer to release a new gun named the “Term Limit”

To be fair, your username kind of suggests you want to look inside everything anyway

That may well be the thing I’m looking for, thanks for the pointer!

You don’t understand because I didn’t state why 😅 I have enough time and energy to set up and manage containerised applications. 20 years ago I might have had the drive to set up a local dev version, manage the dependencies and set up local init scripts, but not anymore.

KDE Connect is a great idea, thanks!

Upskill. I’m not ‘upskilling’ someone, I’m training them.

Would you settle for a single clergyman?

There are many days when I feel exactly how this looks.

I’ve consistently enjoyed and come back to the following for years:

• “Make it Sweet” by Milkcan (Um Jammer Lammy soundtrack), 35 mins
• Forgotten Worlds arcade OST by Kawamoto Tamayo, ~45 mins

I also like to boot up and listen to the Amiga title music for SWIV and the Mega Drive/Genesis soundtrack of Revenge of Shinobi.

More to add to my neverending reading list 😊

Have you read Neal Stephenson’s novel, Interface?

If they were trained by the Paris firefighters then they can face anything

Err, that was your side my dude, like wtf?