Don’t. Marry. Her.

I won’t call you back unless you leave a voicemail. Too many years in IT did this to me. I NEED to know wtf you are calling about.

Gooood, let the incompetence flow through you…

Oooh, those hackers who crtl-c ctrl-v are so damn smart!

Quiet, piggy.

Yep, when people literally tell you they are going to do something don’t be surprised when they actually do it. This has to be the stupidest timeline we live in. Pure idiocracy.

Don’t forget car dealerships!

Well bless your little heart then…

That’s the southern version.

Seems to me he already has taken over the Library of Congress.

The COWARD network reported this?

If you go to Zahadoom you will die…

Dammit quit that. We don’t need spotlights to our soul.

Funny how he never tells you his REAL name.

*Brought to you by Samsung.

I can actually game with one, and I’ve outright worn out 3. They last longer than traditional mice too.

But you already do that…

Nice try FBI…

Notporn/

The first article about this said 2300 tons, the second, 1400, and this one 225?

What is worse is the 2300 tons article implied that was seized from one sub. Do any of these dipshits know what a submarine hauling 2300 tons would look like? It would be as big as a container ship.

At this rate we will learn its 2 dudes and a few k’s on a dingy!

Tim Walz is the Captain Picard we’ve needed for a long time.