Similar to “if the government can’t cash your check, we’re all fucked”

She wants you to be her bitch. If she could she’d make you take a shit for her.

Old people aren’t stupid. Somehow they got that old. “Can’t” nah, “won’t”.

segues

…In my defense, Segway is a real word that is a form of transportation, and I meant “move from one scene to the next”, I guess I just never questioned if there’s a different word.

Edit: after some quick googling, the company did that on purpose. https://eu-en.segway.com/about-the-brand bastards. Lmao.

The original.

Don’t get me wrong, the songs are lit, but when Nala tries to eat Pumba and then the next scene they just brush that off in 3 seconds I realized the movie is taking a backseat as a vehicle for the songs. Actually most of the movie is filled with these fast moving segways to the next scene… and the next song, and the story suffers for it.

I recently watched the lion king and was whelmed.

Story telling has just evolved. The pacing of modern movies is more finely tuned. I can see how these movies used to be good but we’re just spoiled by better movies.

If there were no religions I’d figure that human race is one where tribalism can’t catch on as well, in which case there would probably be a lot less organized violence like wars.

Individual crimes are always going to happen with or without religion. Crimes generally have real tangible punishments and there are still criminals. Imaginary punishments aren’t going to do much to stop them.

I want to self host instead, but then there’s always the “what if a tornado hits my house and I lose my life’s work?” fear that keeps me using GitHub…

Edit: thanks for the suggestions, I’ll look into them!

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I like to put shiny things in my nest.

That’s what’s called a fig newton.

Some Stephen Hawking level intellect is currently in a basement acting like an angry Jim Carrey because his math just chooses not to work.

Cat’s voiced by David Tennant.

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“let”

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I once walked past like 20 ducks tearing apart one female to rape her. I’ll never feel bad eating meat.

I don’t even remember the rest of the movie.

I vote yes because I don’t want to see threads posts.

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I’ve never met a cat that didn’t make it violently obvious that they didn’t like something.