“Oh! The humanity!”

Are Republicans still frothing-at-the-mouth-trying-to-get-people-fired for being critical of Smalltooth Gumboy?

I don’t believe that. By 2075, the night sky will be covered by a wall of Muskellites.

I ate a whole kilo of cheese once. Spent the next three days giving myself an umbilical hernia trying to get it out. Not even joking.

Not dick cheese, though. 🥲

This augers ill …

I would’ve thought corruption, racism and being fat.

Well, that needs to be tweeted to Elon Musk whenever he tries to be cool by telling some lame ‘joke’.

“Ah! The giants!”

Because the left is so dope!

Laudable, but the navy won’t care. And Kegsbreth might confuse them for fishermen.

I play charades at my doctor. Does that count?

Tattoos are fun.

Ha Ha! Whee!

Curious. Because, ironically …

Ackshually … there’s only one facehugger per egg.

Only reprobates and recidivists abscond!

I know the sentence has words in it, but I’ve never seen them in that order before.

Also, who is stealing the firearm?

For front butt support.

… well, what else are sinks for?!

“Conan! What is best in life?”

“To have your cat choose to come up to you and spend time with you of its own volition because it loves you!”