Pronounced as “John Smith”.

Heresy!

Bolt cutters? My man, a simple box cutter will knock the top off those flimsy plastic shields.

Love for me too in my ass

One of our previous cats used to do this. Rubbed his chin against it until he bled…and kept going.

No, you have crabs, see a doctor.

…and I’ll fucking do it again!

Because our cats are indoor/outdoor. There’s a big paddock and hill with bush behind our property, but no, he had to go nosying out the other side. Our other cat is happy enough staying with the dog (stealing her bed) outside. He didn’t normally wander much, but the warmer weather must have made him restless.

That was our boy Riggs.

I’m imagining a Goofy “hyuuk” laugh.

Bra-fly

Final Project 01

The bone, beige, ivory, cream, off-white…

Unexpected Simpsons reference

Wow, gorgeous cat!

Our old girl Saffron, since passed (it’s an old photo). Still have the same cat, she still takes the bed from the new dog.

Something something Archer reference Krieger something

Four more years.

Bill Burr having a bad day.