Came here to post this

You’re doing God’s work danekrae! (unfortunately that means your opposition is literally Satan)

Theodore Kaczynski was a mathematician but is better known for being the Unibomber (and author of a manifesto against technology and academia). Quite the cheeky reference!

My first, and only, thought

Afraid to drink “ze german” water?

Incorrect! Some of them are CIA ops who do it for love of the game!

“Science” doesn’t do or advocate anything, it’s just a method. It’s like pitting Religion against Object Oriented Programming (They’re the same picture)

Anyway, great shitpost

I’ve been replaying cruelty squad, and the second mission has you take out a CEO addicted to FunkoPops. Anyway, this image reminded me of that. Be nice if someone brought a real “CEO mindset” to a meeting with him.

A friend and I played the whole campaign in co-op when it came out and both cracked up so bad after that cutscene. I think we had to restart the mission because we were laughing too hard still to actually start playing (plus we got to watch the briefing again!)

The Libs™️ thought it was very clever earlier in the summer to use the initialism T.A.C.O. for Trump Always Chickens Out. I’m glad the fad has mostly passed now, for I hope fairly obvious reasons.

One, no he doesn’t, and framing his messy wars and tariffs as “chicken” instead of “volatile, self-serving, and conniving” is really a disservice to reality. And two, Tacos are good, Trump is bad. Dont let bad people have nicknames that associate them with good things.

Ooh damn, I think you’re really cooking on this “anti-calzone” idea! Two slices, back to back, bread in the middle surround by toppings on both sides. Basically impossible to eat cleanly or set down once assembled. It’s an open-face-and-ass sandwich. A sloppy ho.

Seems I’ve been dup’d

Slowly sliding a switch labeled “Dubstep” towards on and checking the crowd reaction at each step like a DJ at a corporate event.

It’s sad how deeply right wing people believe in magic words. They’re convinced that if they just had the power to say this word in public, that would also reverse everything else. If they could just call their boss or landlord or a cop the N-word, suddenly, they wouldn’t have to work or pay rent or be arrested anymore!

I mean Yarvin doesn’t think that. He thinks rich assholes should be able to say anything, and invent new slurs for varying levels of poorness.

They do all seem to have forgotten that slurs don’t make you fire or bullet proof.

It does really irritate me though, like who the fuck are they even mad about to say that specifically the Black billionaires are the ones causing me harm? Like, don’t twist it, there’s no such thing as a good rich person, but Beyonce is minimally responsible for anyone’s current plight. Jay-Z funds terrible things but he’s not a Koch, a Trump, the head of an oil company, etc.

Bananaquit! Do doooo da doo doo!

Bananaquit! Da doo doo doo…

Meh! Call me a wet blanket but I’ve been on the internet since before 4chan, so I’m pretty familiar with the Nazi bar problem and I’m long past accepting “just jokes.”

Voyager for Android doesn’t show them, so I have no idea what any of you look like anyway!

Stern Asian Grandma is most displeased with how spicy my dish was yet again, and demands i add a heaping spoonful of chilli crunch to fix it!