Blue and white gaffer tape would be even quicker

Ngl, $950K for a house sounds like a steal. Can’t buy a tear-down starter home around here for that cheap…

It’s not bullshit. When I lived in Edmonton, we had a mountain ash tree in our front yard, as did many others along our street. In the winter, the birds would hop from tree to tree, eating the fermented berries, getting more and more blitzed with each bar tree they visited.

Exactly this

Pill pockets can work, but some cats will eat around the pill.

Personally, I’ve had the most success using cheese slices. As in, the highly processed plastic wrapped “cheese”. Tear off a bit, wrap it around the pill and kinds of smoosh it around the pill, and just like that, it’s irresistible to kitties.

I’m partial to TST’s Seven Tenets, and they work for “laws of sentience” in a sci-fi universe as well.

Big difference between letting in someone with a DUI and someone who is a convicted rapist

I mean, they’re not necessarily mutually exclusive…

Off topic, just curious why you choose to use the characters you do? You clearly are fluent in English, so it seems unlikely that it’s an “oops” from a different keyboard, which means it’s a choice you made. Do you not find that using those characters makes it difficult to read?

Hahaha my niece is younger than that and speaks like a sailor, there are more important things in life than to patrol colorful language of children used within the context of trolling scammers

He’ll eat your pets _and fuck your couch! Nothing is safe!!

I’ve got this sticker on my laptop at work! And whenever the idiots the “engineers” my coworkers have a death wish don’t know how to read ask me to do something stupid I like to point to it and wait for them to see it

$4300 dump here in CA… and he’s been talking about raising it again

sighs in ADHD

I don’t see any bears in this diagram…

If you can find a bear, it might be enough to distract the neighbor, and maybe he’ll share his trees with you

Well that’s not something I wanted to see right before going to sleep. Thanks, internet!

This… I don’t necessarily agree with this. If you come from a healthy, functional family, then sure, but for those of us who don’t, this is a very unhealthy attitude to keep, and is a mindset that is very easily manipulated.

I fail to see how someone else’s private relationship defines yours in any way. This sounds less like you have a problem with other people, and more like you have trust issues, whether towards yourself or towards your own partner. Either way, your relationship has nothing to do with anyone else’s, just like theirs has nothing to do with yours. If you don’t want to cheat on your partner, then don’t cheat on your partner.

I don’t understand the problem. Obviously, it’s not for you, but why do you care what other people’s relationships look like when you aren’t a part of it?