Weird, I didn’t know people pronounced it dye-cals /s

CRANK THAT HOGG, BROTHER!

Not thin enough. He should be quartered too.

Putin dood wat nou?

Crows can use tools and won’t need vehicles to travel. Dolphins don’t stand a chance.

“My expertise is mostly in sorting algorithms. I don’t see how–”

“Shut up, nerd! Get in the tower and make the planes stay in the air”

I made the Enola Gay joke a couple weeks ago thinking there’s no way they could be that stupid. I don’t know why I’m surprised.

It goes straight to Hell, MI

If they make it so only government officials can join the instance, having an account on there could act like verification. You’d be able to trust that every post from there is official and not some impostor spreading misinformation (they could still be spreading misinformation but at least it’d be official government misinformation). Meanwhile I don’t have to make an account on a government website to see the posts and can maintain some privacy. The fediverse rocks!

The page about dropping the nukes on Japan will be removed due to the aircraft’s DEI name

I don’t know if I’d call Musk’s dress casual. He’s reminiscent of an SS officer.

Oh wow, I never thought of it that way!

It’s funny that this distinction needs to be made every time biscuits are mentioned in the post. There were some very confused non-Americans in the comments of a biscuits and gravy meme the other day

I’m the opposite for the same reasons. I just like the phone on the right since it’s easier to reach with my main hand. Although, reaching across my body for keys can be awkward when carrying groceries and stuff

Woah, I own that exact same model of chair

“Thanks for feeding me your poop, mom”

Till, until, and 'til are all valid and equivalent with till actually being the oldest word of the bunch. I found this out the hard way when I made fun of a school poster for using what I thought was the wrong till

I think they say “mião”

If you’re a terminal weirdo like me I’d recommend Taskwarrior

Good. Leave us behind. We chose this.