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Panius Cakius

You ate a German?

The OG is https://theoffice.fandom.com/wiki/Hidetoshi_Hasagawa, but the reference in Cyberpunk 2077 you’re talking about really cracked me up

In Japan, heart surgeon. Number one. Steady hand. One day, yakuza boss need new heart. I do operation. But, mistake! Yakuza boss die. Yakuza very mad. I hide in fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car, and new woman. Darryl save life. My big secret: I kill yakuza boss on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!

Getting 99 salary increases does feel unrealistic though

Love the irony that this is hosted on reddit

He doesn’t need to swing any voters. He just has to not be a woman

It says “garbage-filled sack” not “garbage sack”?

Enough people believe that it doesn’t apply if you just dehumanize the victims enough :(

I’ve seen Ghost described as “Spooky ABBA” and somehow it kinda checks out. Not even mad, ABBA is great and so is Ghost

It has a lot of potassium

But we’re supposed to use Joules, not calories

Why do the ponies have to be angry? Seems kind of uncharacteristic

Around the world

RCT was such a fantastic game

It’s probably up on YouTube already

Unfortunately all the snacks tourists gave him resulted in Gacek being quite overweight :/

But some time earlier this year he was taken into care and is now much healthier!