Cuz the sewer pipes are known for being hermetically sealed.

I imagine just checking if your windows are closed, sealing any cracks as best you can with wet towels, and staying inside would be far more effective

Sounds like he might want to marry a man then

Likely depends on what’s needed/used as feed

The coloring made me think the cat was on a half finished pizza at first, which certainly changed the tone of things

Do they just want attention? Or are they malicious actors from those that consider Lemmy competition?

Most body armor is good for 1 strike. Kevlar thread break, ceramic breaks, and you really don’t want to use dented armor, best case it’s a weak point, worst case is pushing in your chest cavity preventing you from breathing. Any body armor that is remotely mobile is effectively one time use. Now admitted (normally) used body armor can still provide some protection and can be better than nothing (except in situations where the damage impacts you, ie the plate metal being dented and pushing into your chest). And some can be repaired or replaced with the right materials and tools, but those are heavy, and take space