Grab Om-by-da Pussy

She’s ready eating off a plate lol. I say bowl as a colloquial term. She really has nothing to complain about other than my lack of immediate attention.

It’s what I’m doing now. Although it’s really hard sometimes. I’m frequently busy at my computer, and ignoring her means she’ll walk all over my desk and stare at me for a few minutes which is very frustrating.

Obviously I’m trying not to encourage her annoying behaviors, but sometimes I don’t have the time to be patient.

Makes sense, but I don’t know why she would develop the habit after four years of eating food without hesitation. She hasn’t had any serious illness.

I even go through the effort of changing her food bowl daily so she doesn’t smell the old food. She could even eat some of the food, come back in an hour and demand I prep her food again. It’s very annoying.

If I must…

At least? I’m convinced they have a moral obligation to do so much more than that.

I would chalk that up to adrenaline. Also the pain depends on where the break is. If the muscles around the broken bone are spasming, then the two halves of the bone are going to be grinding against each other. That’s why we use a splint in first aid.

• never be bored.
• fall asleep instantly.
• pee and poop teleported straight into the toilet.
• grow fingernails back quickly.
• know how to do anything, but lose all memory of the thing when trying to do it, tell anyone, or record it.
• ability to shapeshift, but your bones and muscles are going to hurt like hell. You think breaking a bone is bad? Try having all the bones in your face rearrange themselves.