Despite never having a pet until Critter, Mr. Barker’s closing sentiments to every show were enough for me to know the importance.

This will sound crazy, but I’ve found sitting up straight, back aligned with the seat helps reduce my time… grinding levels.

I don’t recall Hannibal Lector favoring children, so…

Fuckin’ Mall of America on our bucket list as well. There’s like two hotels on site, and I belive they’re building a Waterpark next door.

I have so many Graves to piss on, my entire retirement plan will involve extensive domestic travel.

Right there with you. Maryland and WV’s finest flower here (we have surprisingly decent bud around here).

Fortune comes in threes; this despicable fuckface, Mitch (theoretically dead for at least a decade if not just recently). Fingers crossed for #3.